Facebook that is…
So, where to begin? Oh, so I’m on Fire Island this weekend and of course I run into random jdate douches and people I know. SOD, cannot go anywhere without knowing people…um ya…kinda annoying!
Naturally, I get smacked BAM in the face…literally BAM is standing right in front of me the first night and first bar we go to….BAM BAM BAM…go back to Miami. Anyway, he’s been a major d-bag since we last hooked up, like even more than he was before. I actually used to think he was a nice guy. I think that shit is done and done. Mostly because I said, LOOK BAM…I’m pretty much over the BS. I’m at an age where I want to date someone and not just Pump n Dump for a lack of a better term and completing a $20 cab trip to HIS place on HIS time for what? An hour with him, only to feel like shit for weeks after committing such whore-itry! PAHLEEZ…no good. really!
Rando, SOD is beat night #2 on the island when she goes to Maguires bar at about oh approximately 2:30am. Cut the line bitches and no cover paid (just how I like my drinks too…FREE!!!!) Anyway, I’m buzzed off my ehh TWO vodka sodas…and walk outside to the back patio where Knightnshiningcharmer appears. He says to me “Wow you are beautiful! What’s your name?” HA! I think I literally laughed in his face:) OOOPS…then he says, no no seriously! Can I get you a drink or do you want to dance or both? I was like hmmmm I’ll get a drink?! (though I was already buzzed enough!) He actually took my number and such and wanted to call it and then insisted on taking me a restaurant in the city this coming weekend. WE SHALL SEE! I basically played a huge tease it felt FCUKING AWESOME!
Guess who Facebook friended me today??? oh yes he did! Knightnshiningcharmer. After BlueEyes and that whole FB friend bs…I think you will just have to marinate like others do and take your number….PEND Request…
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